Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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