he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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