just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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