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This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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