I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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