like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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