i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
