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I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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