I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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