so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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