ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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