This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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I need you to use more vowels.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?