omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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