Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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