honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Someone came in the potted fern
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
