can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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