And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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