College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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