i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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