Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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