she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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