I want to stick my p in your. b.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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