so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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