i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what day is it and did you see me today?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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