i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i think we sleep fucked last night...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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