I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Holy sore nipples Batman
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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