And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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