when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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