I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
All the doctor said was why
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