remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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