Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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