hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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