This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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