$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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