Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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