We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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