Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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