You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
what day is it and did you see me today?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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