if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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