yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Do vagina's smell?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
