I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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