Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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