Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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