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I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks

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(914): I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks http://tfl.nu/uwbl

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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.

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Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?

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Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation

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(817): Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant. (818): Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring? (817): Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation http://tfl.nu/wbmb

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There r osticjed everywhere

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(248): There r osticjed everywhere http://tfl.nu/gpnb

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(206): View more from Washington

What should I wear?

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Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar

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I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."

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(206): What should I wear? (808): Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar (206): I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys." http://tfl.nu/2bo9

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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".

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(647): A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe". http://tfl.nu/rgh4

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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth

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(712): Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth http://tfl.nu/h1gj

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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.

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(636): Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present. http://tfl.nu/1iee

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird

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(608): Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird http://tfl.nu/qw9p

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(574): View more from Indiana

Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?

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It has heated floors

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(574): Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom? (1-574): It has heated floors http://tfl.nu/xj5h

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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.

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(469): I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins. http://tfl.nu/edtw

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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!

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(502): just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year! http://tfl.nu/390j

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME

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(717): WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME http://tfl.nu/wilo

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(253): View more from Washington

Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high

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(253): Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high http://tfl.nu/g7nh

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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

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(927): Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer. http://tfl.nu/h284

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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.

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(586): Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too. http://tfl.nu/6vdn

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