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• (310): View more from California

  I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Acid is not a monday night drug

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.

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  What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny

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  speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up with your vibrator in my face

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• (607): View more from New York

  Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING

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