At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Randomize
