i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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