i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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