She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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