I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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