party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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