I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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