The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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