You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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