i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
God I need to hump something, right now.
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